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12.06.2025 00:24

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No way
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Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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A two-player Elden Ring Nightreign PC Mod is already available - Eurogamer
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.